During a patient’s two week follow-up appointment with his cardiologist, he informed me, his doctor, that he was having trouble with one of his medications." Which one?" the doctor asked.
Patient :"The patch. The nurse told me to put on a new one every six hours and now I’m running out of places to put it!"
Doctor : I had him quickly undress and discovered what I hoped I wouldn’t see... Yes, the man had over fifty patches on his body! Now the instructions include removal of the old patch before applying a new one.