Wednesday, June 2, 2010
A physician walked into an antique store, and began to look around. Suddenly, he spied a large BRASS RAT in the corner. He fell in love with it, and so he brought it up to the cashier.
“That’s right, how much,” replied the doctor.
He left the store, his precious brass rat tucked under his arm.
The physician panicked, ran to a pier overlooking the sea, and threw the rat in. All of the rats plunged in after it, and met their watery deaths.
The physician ran back to the antique store. The old cashier was chuckling to himself. “So now do you want the story?”
“No,” said the doctor, “but have you got any brass lawyers?